Thursday, December 08, 2005

Turn left, fool!

"What are you, high? How do you know I'm not just bullshitting you, man? You think I know where you're going? C'mon!"

That's merely one of the fun and exciting phrases available in the "Dennis Hopper" package now available for your car's onboard navigation system. Yes, you too can have the star of "Easy Rider" and "Blue Velvet" telling you just when to turn on your way to your local heroin dealer's apartment. Or perhaps you prefer your navigator to have a mohawk and wear lots of gold jewelry? Why, I pity da fool who doesn't spin the steering wheel at the grammatically-challenged commands of Mr. T!

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