I like "generators", those little web page widgets and doohickies that randomly create plots or characters or whatnot. I've written a few wrestling-related ones myself, most notably the Randominator, which randomly generates names of wrestling moves. There's a zillion generator pages out there, and they're always fun to trip across. This blog lists a new generator every day or so, and here's a few I found there, along with my results.Acronym Generator
Apparently, Ted stands for "Tyrannical, Elementary Dinosaur". I'm insulted.
This Lame Toy Generator is amusing. Remind me of some of the wonderful stuff I've gotten at Wootini (which is NOT lame!)
And apparently, my Masturbation Euphemism of choice is "Pleasing Richard". Has a nice ring to it.
Enjoy.
5 comments:
Sizzy, that is HILARIOUS. Endless fun...
And it makes just as much sense as a regular Garfield strip.
On the Lame Toy Generator...I would buy the full "Tiger Style" figure.
I am disappointed that the Random Masturbation Synonym Generator seems to be male centric. I want a euphemism, damn it!
Tickling the Taco
Manipulating The Man In The Boat
Bashing The Button
Flicking The Switch
Enjoying the Juicy Fruit
and one I actually dreamt up, literally, and wrote down in the morning:
Scrubbing The Poodle
(Jeff, I think this establishes what kind of blog this really is...)
I love you guys!
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