I like "generators", those little web page widgets and doohickies that randomly create plots or characters or whatnot. I've written a few wrestling-related ones myself, most notably the Randominator, which randomly generates names of wrestling moves. There's a zillion generator pages out there, and they're always fun to trip across. This blog lists a new generator every day or so, and here's a few I found there, along with my results.
Apparently, Ted stands for "Tyrannical, Elementary Dinosaur". I'm insulted.
This Lame Toy Generator is amusing. Remind me of some of the wonderful stuff I've gotten at Wootini (which is NOT lame!)
And apparently, my Masturbation Euphemism of choice is "Pleasing Richard". Has a nice ring to it.