Spam Of The Day

So I get some great spam mail. Here's the best one that was waiting for me when I got back to work this morning:

Subject: When she swallows your sperm with Spermamax it’s like she’s having a dinner.

With Spermamax you w1ll h@ve more sperm than there is water in the ocean.
Make the bed soaking wet.
With Spermamax your sperm will be the 8th wonder of the world.

Ah, that's entertainment.