So I had a dream last night, a dream that I was in love. I've thought I was in love once in my life, and was definitely, deeply in love once. I felt that feeling last night in my dream, but couldn't tell who it was. My only impression of her was dark hair and well-defined tanned legs. Later in the dream, I was terrible ill and stricken with fever, and was near death. In my feverish state, all I could think about was the woman I loved, and I muttered the strange words "potatoes and gold...potatoes and gold..."I later realized that what that referred to was her legs, with her well-shaped firm calves and golden skin. It's not the most flattering phrase about, but in my love-struck illness, that's the image that wafted through my head.
And I want to fall in love again. Actually, I want my true love back, but that's not likely.
3 comments:
dream ted is a fool
dream ted is a fool
Dream Ted rocks. I want more tales of Dream Ted.
I'm thinking the "thought I was in love once" is the recent one I know about, and the other is from some remote, inaccessible corner of Tedland, but given the physical descriptions (oneiric though they may be) I may have that reversed.
Maybe if you complimented more women on their potatoes and gold, one of them would fall in love with you.
You're awesome, Ted.
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